I'm looking for my uncle. Hast thou seen him?
No.
If thou seest him, tell him that I will be in the tavern, drinking wine in great plenty until my legs do the dance of a newly-born camel! And then my mind will turn to dark, vile thoughts and I'll start coveting my neighbour's oxen!!
That's breaking the Tenth Commandment, that is.
[giggles] And if there's time, I might even covet his donkey! And when I've finished coveting things, I might make a small statue out of wood and- and- and idolise it a bit!
You've got to watch yourself. God is a jealous God. You do that and he won't just get you, you know. According to the Second Commandment, he'll wipe out all your descendants.
Isn't that breaking the Sixth Commandment? 'Thou shalt not kill?'
It's not killing, it's genocide. I think that's okay.
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