Gentlemen... your conversation makes interesting listening.
Rimmer, is that you?
Oh, yes...
How long have you been listenin'?
Two, maybe three hours...
Well nobody's got any disease, man.
We're clean.
You have to re-screen us, sir, as per directive 699.
No-one's got any virus, and no-one's smeggin' nuts!
Well that's good.
[The lights come up, and Rimmer is shown sitting wearing a red and white gingham dress and army boots]
Is something amiss?
Hell no! What could possibly be amiss?
You don't think anything's amiss? I'm wearing a red and white checked gingham dress... and army boots... and you think nothing is amiss?
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