Uh-oh, the door. We'd better use an air vent.
No need.
Sir?
Look, I'm gonna do something now, Kryten, that's totally, totally gross. I don't want you to look. Turn around.
What?
Trust me, you don't wanna know!
Logically, sir, there is only one way you could have possibly have opened that door. I feel quite nauseous. Where is it?
Lister (innocently): Where's what?
Oh, sir! You've got it in your jacket!!
I got us out of the hold, didn't I?
Sir, you are sick! You are a sick, sick person!
Shut up.
How can you possibly even conceive of such an idea?
Shut up! Or I'll beat you to death with the wet end!
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