Rimmer, Cat and others in “Dimension Jump”

Rimmer

What is it about me? It's always been the same old story. It's not easy to look in that mirror and see a guy nobody likes.

Cat

How do you think we feel? We gotta look at it all day!

Lister

[lying] We just thought you wouldn't wanna come.

Rimmer

I try to be liked, God knows I try. I regale you with amusing stories of my time in the Hammond Organ Owners' Society. You never laugh. I offer to talk you through my photo collection of 20th-century telegraph poles. You've always got some excuse. None of you like Morris dancing. Would that break your hearts, every once in a while, getting our knees in the air, the jingle of bells, the clonk of wood on wood? Every time I suggest it, you pretend to be ill.