NO TOAST!
But I am a toaster. It is my raison d'etre. I toast, therefore I am. If you don't want any toast, why did you repair me, hm?
Yeah, why did you repair him?
He's a guinea pig for a technique called "Intelligence Compression." His AI chips were very badly damaged in the accident.
But that was no accident! That was first-degree toastercide!
Just shut your grill!
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