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Reaper, Lister and others in “The Last Day”

RReaper

A metaphysical dichotomy has caused this unit to overload and shut down. Divadroid International would like to apologise for any inconvenience this may cause. A credit note will be forwarded to your company immediately.

What happened?

He's an android. His brain couldn't handle the concept of there being no Silicon Heaven.

So how come yours can?

Because I knew something he didn't.

What?

I knew I was lying. No Silicon Heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go? (he and Lister fistbump)

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