Anything?
Got 'im.
And?
Tension Sheet, inventor of: Dave Lister, aged 17.
Damn!
And he died tragically in a plane crash, aged 98.
Ninety-eight?!
His own fault, apparently. He was making love to his fourteenth wife and he lost control of the plane.
Have you got any photographs?
(Shocked) Not of that, no!
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