[having jumped into a slide showing Hitler at Nuremburg] Ignore him, he's a complete and total nutter, and he's only got one testicle!
What is he doing? He's scuffling with Adolf Hitler. You can't just stick one on the leader of the Third Reich!
[comes back out] I nicked his briefcase!
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