Hey, hey, hey, hey! I hate to break up the party, but is there somebody missing?
DDebs
How d'you mean?
Well: Lister, female opposite; Rimmer, female opposite. Where's mine?
DDebs
Oh, right. Mooching around on the Cargo Decks, I think.
Ohh! All my life I've waited for this moment, and now it has arrived! Hey, listen, if you hear me screaming, do not - I repeat, do not - come to the rescue! (whoops) [runs from the room, singing] I'm gonna get you, little kitty...
DDebs
I think he's in for a bit of a shock.
Why?
DDebs
His opposite isn't female.
What is it?
DDebs
It's a dog.
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