[holds up the Holly Hop Drive] Is this it?
What do you think?
It's just a box with "stop" and "start" on it!
It's fairly straightforward. If you want to start it you press "start". I'll leave you to work out the rest of the controls for yourself.
It's absolutely pathetic.
Right. Let's Holly Hop. Engage drive... drive engaged. Initiating ignition sequence... ignition sequence initiated.
Get on with it.
It takes time, this. One slight error in any of my thirteen billion calculations and we'll be blasted to smithereens. Here we go, then: 10, 9, 8, 6, 5-
You missed out the seven.
Did I? I've always had a bit of a blind spot with sevens.
[sing-song voice] We're going to di-ie.
No problem. I'll start lower down. 1, blast off.
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