And for this very special occasion I have baked - a cake.
What's that then?
It's in the shape of a spanner, Holly, cos he was a technician.
Well, that's very apt, that is. If he'd been a postman you'd have baked it in the shape of an envelope, I suppose?
Yeah!
Gordon Bennett, it's lucky he's not a gynaecologist.
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