To pee or not to pee, that is the question.
“Duct Soup”
In this episode: Kochanski (10), Dave Lister (2)
How did I end up like this, on a ship where the fourth most popular pastime is going down to the laundry room and watching my knickers spin dry?
One more time.. And you get this, d'you hear? Don't think I don't mean it. One more time, just one more..
What did I tell you, I told you.. Didn't I tell you? How many times have I told you? Right... What was the last one? Nureek, so the next one will be a Rutut, then the one after that will be a Hununger.. Four Seconds, Three Seconds Two Seconds...
Now Hununger.
No that's wrong? You've gone out of sequence! Nureek, Rutut, Hununger! What wrong with you!
If you're gonna keep me up all night, just do it right okay!
Squeelookle? Where did squeelookle come from? He's New!
What?!
Looking for someone to kill, care to volunteer?
Have you ever listened to those clapped out old pipes? Nureeking, then Rututting and just when you're expecting them to nureek again, they squeelookle! It's enough to make a perfectly sane person crazy!!
I AM NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY!!!
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