Have you ever been in dissection class held up a frog by its head? You know the way its belly sort of sticks out above its spindly little legs? Well, that's the picture I see when you get down from the bunk in the morning.
“Bodyswap”
In this episode: Arnold Rimmer (2), Dave Lister (1), The Cat (1)
[Cat and Lister are playing Scrabble.]
Hey hey hey, I've got you now, buddy! J, O, Z, X, Y, Q, K!
That's not a word.
It's a Cat word.
Jozxyqk?
That's not how you pronounce it!
What does it mean?
It's the sound you make when you get your sexual organs trapped in something.
Is it in the dictionary?
Well it could be, if you're reading in the nude and close the book too quick. Jozxyqk!!!
When you're younger you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb into your 26" waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age, 24-25, your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all you're suddenly a fat bastard
Lister; Oh, 'ello. It's Captain Chloroform.
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