Hey, this has been a really good day. I've eaten five times, I've slept six times, and I've made a lot of things mine. Tomorrow, I'm gonna see if I can't have sex with something.
“Confidence and Paranoia”
In this episode: The Cat (2)
[sings] S-E-X, you know I want it! S-E-X, I'm gonna get it! Yeah! [Cat finds Lister unconscious on the floor.] S-E-X, I think I found it!
CConfidence
Ding-dong! Another great idea from the people who brought you beer milkshakes!
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