[Mikey gets gum all over his head and in his hair while trying to make the record for blowing up a big bubblegum when Captain Sticky popped it]
No! This can't be happening!
Come on, Mikey, You'll break the bubble gum record next time.
You don't understand. There won't be a next time. There wasn't even supposed to be a this time. I'm not allowed to chew gum, because when I do, I do this. When my mom and dad find out that I got gum in my hair again, I'm gonna be grounded for a whole year!
What about using ice on your hair? I heard that works.
Tried it before. It froze my brain.
Cooking oil?
Urban myth.
Putting a paper bag over your head and then-- [realizes] No, wait. That's for hiccups.
I'M DOOMED!
Calm down, big guy. We can fix it so your mom and dad will never know the difference.
How?
All you do gotta do is get a haircut.
But I spent all my money on gum. I don't have enough left to go to a barber.
You don't need a barber. You got one right here. Snippety-snip, problem solved.
Uh, Teej, can I talk to you for a minute? No offense, man, but are you wack? What do you know about cutting hair?
Come on. I've seen Mr. Neno do it a million times. You comb, you cut, you watch out for the ears. So, Mikey, up for the haircut?
I don't know.
Trust me.
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