T.J., Randall and others in “Unfinished Business”

I don't get it. Vince hanging out with King Bob? It's crazy.

Randall

Hey, if you think that's crazy, you should see who Gretchen's hanging out with.

Who is Gretchen hanging out with?

Gretchen

[hanging upside-down with her new best friend, Upside-down Girl] Whoa, what a rush.

Gretchen?

Gretchen

Oh, hello, Theodore.

What are you doing?

Gretchen

Writing my essay about my new best friend, Upside-down Girl, using my space pen from NASA by the way.

But you don't even like hanging upside-down.

Gretchen

Oh, I guess that shows how much you know about me, doesn't it?

But, Gretchen…

Gretchen

Please, I don't wanna talk about it anymore. It's far too easy to throw up in this position.

This is weird. Gretchen hanging with Upside-down Girl, Vince guarding King Bob.

Randall

Gus digging with the diggers. Whoops. Did I say that out loud?

Gus

As far as I'm concerned, I don't care if I ever play with any of you guys again.

Come on, Gus, you mean you'd rather play with the diggers?

Gus

Are you kidding? Sam and Dave are great! They let me dig as much as I want, and I get to keep the shiny rocks I can find.

Hey, Griswald, break's over! Give me a number four shovel, now!

Gus

Yes, sir. I better go. My new friends need me.

Can't you tell them to wait?

Gus

Are you nuts? They'll take away my helmet.

This is terrible. I-I can't believe this is happening.

Randall

You know T.J., you look like you could use a little spiritual advice.

Mikey

Cease becoming, my friend. Begin to be.

Huh? I don't get it. How is that supposed to get me out of detention?

Mikey

Next.

[impressed] Very good, my son. You have learned well.

Mikey

Thanks, Guru Kid. You're a real friend, unlike some people.

Mikey, what are you doing?

Mikey

Communing with people who appreciate my innate spiritual gifts.

I appreciate your insane spiritual gifts, Mikey. Now put your shirt on and let's all just be friends again.

Mikey

No, T. J., I'm way too hurt to be friends with you guys anymore. Now if you'll step aside, there are kids here who need my help with some very important issues.