ReBoot Season 1 quotes

No matter where they ran, where they turned, there was simply... No... WAY... OUT!

Log off, Mike!

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Ahhh! Mike! For the 128 time, stop!

Can't we just turn him off?

I can't. His remote control ran away.

Dot

Can you blame it?

It's Bucket-o-nothing! Surprise your friends, amaze your family, annoy perfect strangers! Free for only $99.99.99!

That's it! You're getting dismantled! Glitch, screwdriver. [Mike screams away]

Prepare to taste the blade of my... butterknife?

What?! A Thief?! I'm not the warrior? Haha. Ha. I'm always a warrior.

Well, if you're not the warrior, but, who is?

Dun da da DUUUUUUUNNNNN...! Mike The Mighty Warrior! Tonight at 8.

[Bob looks at Mike]] This is bad. Very bad!

You're tuned to the commercial channel-- all commercials, all the time! An eternity of useless products to rot your skeevy little mind... forever!

The LOOOOOOOVE Hospital. Your prescription for romance.

No, Not, Never, Nine, No way, Ixnay on the "S" part, Negatory!

You can come with us on one condition: stay outta our way, OK?

[As John Wayne] Guaranteed to work behind the scenes, so you don't have to, pilgrim. [Aside, to 4th wall] Outta sight or your money back!

Nice going, merlin.

Dot

[After her evil shadow turns her into a painting] Wow. She’s good.

Megabyte

Where is she? She'll jeopardize the whole mission! With her reputation, with her sense of humor, I should never have paid in advance.

Mouse

[Approaches] Oh, don't be so hard on yourself sweetie. I'm here now.

Megabyte

Mouse. What are you doing here and how did you get in here?

Mouse

That's what you hired me for, isn't it?

Megabyte

True, but you're late.

Mouse

Yeah, well get over it. We've got a mission to start, okay sugar? And move it, my meter's running.

Megabyte

Indeed.

Dot

Are you alright?

What happened?

I don't it's like I lost total control of my body! It was kind of cool!

Dot

I don't like this at all.

Me either, come on, let's take him to see Phong.

A most intriguing tale. Dancing on Al's counter you say? It reminds me of an old fie my parents used to tell me. It concerned a sprite who went a little random one upgrade. He had this very long beard.

Uh, Phong, maybe you could perform some tests, to figure out what's wrong?

Ah, yes. A wise idea my son. Hmm. [Grabs Enzo's head and rams an otoscope into Enzo's ear and peers in]

Dot

Well?

What is it?

Hack and Slash are inside of Enzo's head!

Hack and Slash?

Dot

In Enzo's head?

Are you sure?

Oh, yes. And it seems they are in the process of taking over Enzo's brain! Although for what purpose, I cannot be sure.

Dot

Well, we have to get them out! We have to do something.

Do you have a data compression command?

I've got an old BPeg.

Right, I'm going in.

Mouse

[To Bob] You always were such an exciting date.

I’m sorry, Mrs. Dithers. My dog ate my homework. Slingshot? What slingshot?

Dot

Enzo, what’s happening?

I don’t know, my life is reminding before my eyes. [Has another spasm] BASIC?! I know you are, but what am I?

Mouse

Megabyte, honey, Rule No. 1, don't ever try to double cross the Mouse!

Megabyte

Rule number two, I double cross whomever I please.

Dot

[To Binome 1] I don't care about the lighting, these are just auditions! [To Binome 2 concerning two hats] I like the red ones not the blue ones. [Looks down at seated Emma director binome]