ReBoot Season 1 quotes

[Holds up badge saying "prog sensor"] It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it!

You're smoked, Bob!

In your dreams, birthday boy!

Megabyte

I've always wanted to do that... Haha...

Dot

Hahaha... Happy Birthday, Enzo!

Ladies and gentlemen, Megabyte has left the building! [Elvis Binome hops on]

[Voiceover] What you are experiencing is a temporary distortion of reality.

This game is too old! It's boring!

Come on, Enzo, you gotta takes games seriously. Who knows? One day you might end up in... The Fun House! (looks around nervously)

There's no such thing as the Fun House. That's just a stupid story.

That's not true. I knew a sprite in the Supercomputer whose best friend's cousin got caught in the Fun House, and lived to tell about it.

Sure, Bob, I believe you....

Oh yeah? Well, it's never too late to brush up on the basics.

Speaking of basic, have you seen the User?

What's it doing?

I don't think it's learned how to drive yet.

Well, would you please do everyone a favour and put it out of its misery? Come on, Enzo, show me your stuff!

[To Dot] May I say, that all the staff and even some of the food items are rooting for you all the way.

Goodbye!

Au revoir!

Good luck!

Bonne chance! [Enzo gives him a look]

Megabyte

Attention, inhabitants of sector 1-0-0-0: Your struggle for independence is over. I'd like to take this opportunity to personally thank my friend, Dot Matrix, for delivering this sectors PID's to me with such a cunning and insightful plan. You will be rewarded handsomely for your efforts.

In your dreams, Megadump! I think Megabyte's popped a motherboard, what's he talking about anyway?

Dot

Oh no... Oh no!

What is it? What's wrong? [Sees flashing folder on Dot's organizer] File removed?! That's impossible!

Dot

No... It's gone! Everything.... The PIDS, their lives, their dreams... All gone...

Oh boy... Phong, the PID file has been removed somehow!

....Did you say removed, as in not erased?

Dot

That's right, Phong. Removed. Their lives are ruined and it's all my fault! It's all my fault... If only I knew what went wrong.

Megabyte

As for the rest of you, prepare yourselves for a...career change. [Chuckles] You're all mine now...

[To Dot] Come on, that's not Dot's talkin'!

Dot

[In a negative disposition] Just leave me alone! I quit, okay?! Everybody will be better off without me!

Dot

It's all up to me... Just like it was before and I blew it. I ruined it for everybody. [Phong startles her while he enters the game] Phong? What are you doing here?

I want to show you something. ['Earplugs Dot with a flashing device]

Dot

Phong? Phong? [Low pitching her voice] Phong? Phoooong...?

Game over, the user wins. Game over... [Low pitching its voice] User wins. Game over. [Low pitching into slow speed] Game over. (3x)

Dot

[Climbs up] What happened? This sectors been nullified! But, I'm still alive! I wonder how long it was down there. (Walks with her head down)

Dot

[Looks at a diner, Dot's Diner renamed into Nibble's Diner] Nibble's?

Dot

Cecil!

Logic error. My name is Service Entry Unit 2-6. Enter requested diner function.

Dot

What going on? Where's Cecil?

She ran. Enter requested diner function... or I will alert security.

Dot

Don't boss me around, you! This is my diner! The best in all of Mainframe! (stares at the viral nullifed Binomes laughing at her angrily)

Logic error. Logic error! This is not Mainframe, this is Megaframe.

Dot

Megaframe? [Teenage Enzo comes into the diner Enzo?

You! Give me those chips! [Grabs a bowls of chips from the defenseless binome when twisting around and fall off the counter and dumps onto the floor]

Dot

Enzo?

Who wants to know...?

Dot

It's your sister, Dot.

Huh! Listen, baby, I don't know you're trying to pull. But my sister's gone, blew it in a Gamecube got everybody nullified.

Dot

But, wait! It is me, Enzo! You've gotta believe me!

Buzz off, Dame, I can tell you, you're nothing but trouble.

Dot

What do you mean?

For starters, where's your barcode? What are ya? A convict? A drone?

Dot

No. No!

[Throws Dot out of the diner] Stay off my turf!