ReBoot quotes

NOOOOOOOO... (3x)

Dot

[Bob and Enzo walk into diner] Where have you two been?!

We just stopped off to do a little circuit racing on our way back from school.

Dot

"Circuit racing?" That wasn't on the schedule.

Aw, come on, Dot, It doesn't hurt for Enzo to have a little fun.

You remember FUN, don't you, Dot?

Dot

Doesn't hurt?! Bob, I was supposed to take Enzo to his ancient language class milliseconds ago! Now we're so late that my entire schedule is offline!

Oh, Dot, you have your whole life planned out. Why, you probably know where you're going to be at ten-thousand-thirty.

Dot

That would be the input-output conference in Sector One.

See, you've gotta take time to smell the daisy wheels.

Dot

I'd love to, Bob. But right now, Enzo and I are late.

Ancient languages? Mega-boring! COBOL, FORTRAN? They're dinosaurs!

Dot

Well, they may be dinosaurs, Enzo, But you never know when they might come in handy! It's always better to be prepared!

That's your problem, Dot. You need to be more like me. Taking things as they come. Learning to do things on the fly! Livin' on the edge!

Dot

Problem?! Are you saying I have a problem?!

Yeah, I guess I am, all those plans and schedules. They're not good for a little kid! What are you trying to do, huh? Turn poor Enzo into YOU? Totally pre-programmed?

Dot

[Sputters] Pre-programmed?! [Enzo stifles snicker] Well, at least he won't be as inconsiderate and random as some people!

RANDOM?!

Guys, guys! Chill, will ya?!

Nah, it's okay, Enzo, If your big sister feels she knows it all, Far be it from ME to get in her way!

Dot

Hmph! Now you're talking!

Well, Dot, Then why don't you put THIS on your schedule? I'll kiss a NULL before I step into THIS place again!

Dot

Fine by me!

It's just awful. Those two are gonna crash us all.

Copy and paste that!

We gotta do something!

Dot won't talk to Bob. Bob won't talk to Dot. What can we do?!

[Jumps on Phong's desk] Bob and Dot, Dot and Bob! May lay and Mainframe! When will it end?! Will Bob give up?! Will Bob flee to the supercomputer?!

Leave Mainframe?!

Super computer?!

Get back?!

[Mike the TV jumps off desk] Calmness, everyone. Now listen. It is said that broken friendship is best mended by tragedy or apology.

Wow, alphanumeric. Deep. What do you mean exactly, Phong?

I have no idea, child. But you must ponder my words.

Tragedy or apology. Hmm. Dude. That might actually work.

Dot

[Arrives late with Bob to rescue Enzo from a conveyor belt onto being recycled] Enzo, are you okay?!

[Frisket holds up Enzo in mouth] No thanks to you two!

Well, I would've been here sooner if your sister wasn't such a-

Dot

Me?! If you weren't such so basic, so low density-

Oh, it's always me now, isn't it?! You're the basic one, don't call me basic. I think you're about as basic as it comes. I mean, when I look up basic in the dictionary, it's you that I see Dot. [Dot punches him in face']

[From behind tree] Look, they're talking.

Friendly even.

Finally, thank you, Phong.

Dot

Uh, oh, a game. But I'm not worried Bob. I'm with you and you're the best.

Hey, you're no hack yourself, Dot. No game could stop a team like us.

Dot

Yeah, it's like you said in your card. There's nothing we can't do together.

My card?

Uh-oh.

[In game] My card?

Dot

Well, you know, the sweet holomark you sent to apologize for being such a creep.

Me?! Apologize to you?! Why in the motherboard would I do something like that?! [Presses shirt button] Reboot! [Changes into costume]

Dot

Possibly because you were acting like such a dip switch! [Presses shirt button] Reboot! [Changes into costume]

You were the one who said you were sorry!

Megabyte

Yes, whatever... the log... an old unformat command... Really, Mr. Pearson, do you always lie to me...?

Eh, eh, must've slipped my memory! Uh, "sir."

Megabyte

Go out into the dump and retrieve that command. As for our host, Why don't you show Mr. Pearson, how I feel about his general... dishonesty?

Ach! Go ahead, do your worst! It'll take more than that to break me, ya ruddy big viral git!

Megabyte

An extraordinary performance, gentlemen... not only did you let Bob make fools of us all, but do I understand correctly, That you let a DOG EAT MY UNFORMAT COMMAND?!

Betcha can't guess where I just came from!

Ah, Monsieur Bob, pas le mondre idée. But you do have a distinctive aroma. How does one put it delicately...? You STINK!

Dot

Ugh, well, that explains the rumour that you turned Hack and Slash into scrap over at the dump.

Yeah, just givin' Megabyte's goons a little incentive to leave Old Man Pearson alone.

[Frisket bursts into diner] Getting sick for one? Hmm. I'm sorry, but you have no reservation. Go on, shoo! Dépêchez vous!

Dot

Cecil, there's something wrong with him! He NEVER comes inside! Go ahead, he won't bite.

Yeah, right...

Dot

What's wrong with him?

I don't know... What's the problem, boy?

Dot

Maybe it's something he ate.

Really? What was your first clue, doctor? Glitch, viewer scope. He swallowed an old sector blanking command. It's trying to unformat his stomach. Glitch, med-gun. A little puppy peptic, That's the best I can do. We'll just have to hope he can, uh... stomach that thing.

Monsieur! This is a fine dining establishment, not a veterinary hospital!

Yeah, c'mon boy, let's go outside.

Do hurry. We have to get that command out of him before it deteriorates any further

Hey! Let him go! I'll erase every last one of you if you hurt him!

Megabyte

Ha ha... "hurt..." is not the word, child... take him... to the tank.

Dot

What do you mean, they're offline?!

[Via Vid Window] All of them, the com-net, the vid-net, the ethernet, they're all down, already 12 blocks! I was talking to another precinct chief on level two, and she just-- [loses contact]

Dot

Chief?! Come in! Chief! Phong, something's wrong! The whole Kits Sector is going offline, one block at a time!

Yes, child, I know, my links have blacked out as well! It started at the docks!

Dot

I'm there!

Hey, wait up!

I will do what I can from here! Please, be most careful!

Would everybody just chill? Remember? Bob's apartment is in Kits! Whatever's happening there, I'm sure he's on top of it!

[Floats down] Arrr! Captain Capacitor! Strange booty, sir, What do ya make of it?

Well, blow me down! By my reckon, you scurvy dog, that this'll be none other than a Guardian Key-tool! A rare find, indeed! Mister Christopher!

Sir?

A 2,000 unit bonus to Miss Sally, and Mister Andrew. They've looted a real treasure on this one, mates! But what's a Guardian key-tool doing in such a small port? You'd better wake the princess, Just in case.

AYE, Captain!

Can you imagine what this could mean?!

Aye, sir! A 26,000% profit margin! [The pirates break out in uproarious laughter]

Where are ya, Bob?!

Software pirates?! Oh, this is bad, this is very bad! The nets are all down... That's to be expected... Great! Well, we can't have any of that in MY neighbourhood! Time for Glitch and me to PARTY! [Attempts to summon from arm utility band] THEY TOOK GLITCH! Those low-level, basic buffered!

Multitasking ze large parties... ZIZ is what I hate!

Bob, tell us again how you beat the User!

Yeah! Download us, Bob!

Well, I just spotted his weak sector, calculated the angle, and fired!

And POW! Blasted to bytes!

Yeah! Offlined! Deleted!

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

What's with Enzo? Is he fully functional?

Dot

He's been like that since the Game ended.

Why so glum, Enzo?

I couldn't figure out how to beat that User... I must be Basic.

Basic?! Whoa, Don't be so rough on yourself!

Dot

Aw, you're just a little kid, Enzo. You'll get better as you develop.

Yeah, don't worry about it. It'll all come in time.

Time! Hah! Little kid?! Hmph! I don't wanna be smart later, I wanna be smart NOW!

Perhaps you will try later, my son. As you know, I can only download wisdom to those who beat me at my game.

Of course I'd lose, I'm as Basic as Basic can get! I'm low-res, downsized, erasable, hardly worth a backup! Someone should undo me, and--

Enzo!

Yes?

[Sighs] Come. You did not win my game, but maybe I can help anyway. I'm not supposed to let anyone, I mean, ANYONE in here... but, if you promise not to touch ANYTHING... I will show you something.

Really?! Alphanumeric! I promise!

[Sighs] "YADDA-YADDA-YADDA."

Whoa! Double-sided! Super-cooled! The city's Read-Only room. A storehouse of all information since the very beginning of Mainframe. Whoa! Pixelatious!

And my favourite way to become smarter, by reading. If you promise not to touch anything, other than this window, you may stay in this room, and scan the files in memory.

Okay, cool! I wanna scan every README file in the system.

Processing request.

When you finish, just come out this door. Be careful, young Enzo. Remember, that anything worthwhile takes time.

Yeah, but the faster I go, the more I'll know. Thanks, Phong! I'll show 'em how smart I am... I'll store every byte of data in here!

In the first series of events, The athletes will rack up as many points as they can! The more, the better! But wait, there's more! These scores determine the starting positions in the winner-take-all final event, THE ELIMINATOR! Whoever wins the Eliminator, wins the Game! But now, another word from our sponsor...!

Did you hear that?! We've gotta score as many points as possible! Or we're all... [gulp] wiped out!

Don't worry, coach! I will help you win!

Dot

WE will help you win!

Yup! You got it, Enzo!

Dot

Winning is our format!

Consider it inputted!

Dot

No problem!

Ahem... Uh, there's just one thing...

Yes?

What are "points"?

AAAAAAGH! We're all gonna be nullified!