Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure · Season 1
"That was incredible!"
"I mean you only got to hear two notes."
"And they were incredible! Hook Foot, you must be so proud of your brother. Foot? Are you OK?"
"OK? Yeah, I'm better than OK. I'm thrilled!! Just, uh, tired from all the walking. I got a...walk leg."
"Alright, who's knocking!!? Hey, Rapunzel!"
"Hook Hand!"
"I can't believe you came all this way, just to see my show."
"Of course! We wouldn't miss it!"
"Hey, Hookie. I gotta admit, I kind of miss seeing you around Corona."
"Oh yeah? How about a shin?"
"Oh! I forgot. That's right. You hate me, and you have a really sharp hook hand. So I'll just wait from over here."
"Wait a sec. Razzle Dazzle? Is that you?"
"Razzle Dazzle?"
"Bring it in, Little Bro!"
"You know it still hurts when you use the hook."
"You still dazzling everybody with that silly dancing?"
"Whoa, hold on a second! Dancing? Hook Foot, you're a dancer?"
"No."
"Yeah right. Dancing was this guy's dream. You believe that?"
"Seriously? How did I not know this!?"
"All right! Actually dancing was my dream, but not anymore."
"Well, probably for the best, right? Now, who wants a tour of my new gig?"
"Hook Foot, you coming?"
"Why!? So I can I can listen to the jerk who crushed my dreams brag about how he's living his!!? Sorry, Princess. It's just, when I was a kid, dancing was my everything. It was my dream! But not everyone was happy to let me have that dream. Then I find out he had a fancy dream of his own. And when I asked him if I could join him, he just laughed in my face. That's when I gave it all up."
"Oh, Hook Foot. That sounds awful."
"It's ancient history, I guess. This little visit is over and the Brothers Hook can go our separate ways yet again."
(Door suddenly opens)
"Got some good news for ya. Turns out, we're headed in the same direction. You guys are riding with me!"
"I have had it with bullies!!"
"Blondie, I know you're upset, butt this is a dispute between Hook and his employer. And you're already going off the interfere. That's nice."
"King Trevor, I don't believe we've met."
"Who do we have here? Let's see. Impossibly long golden locks, a green-shouldered slug. Princess Rapunzel, I presume? Oh and your felonious boyfriend! You're still wanted in Equis, you know! But I shall spare your necked noose. For it was your thievery what led Trevor Jr. to the flippers of his true love: Lucy."
"Those two seals are getting married? This is a seal wedding? Most adorable thing ever!! This is not over! Congrats, you two."
"Listen well, Buffoon. This is the most important performance of your measly career. Do you understand me? When the ceremony is ended, I will gift the happy couple with a dance, representing the glory of their love. For as you know, I am regarded as world-class dancer. So if one foul note finds its way into my Trevor Jr.'s ear flaps, it is back to the Stinky Weasel with you. Is that that clear? Not one foul note!!"
"Not one foul note, huh?"
"Revenge."
"Recognize this?"
"That old thing? It's what I wore when I was a nobody."
"It's your old hook, and you wore when all you had was a dream. Of all people, you should know what it feels like to hide your dream. Why would you do that to somebody else?"
" 'Cause dancin' is dumb."
"Wrong an- Pascal. Wrong answer, Bub!! Just because you're bigger than someone, it doesn't mean you should look down on them. You should support your brother. If it weren't for us supporting your dream, you'd still be wearing this."
"It was so great getting to see you again, Hook Hand."
"You, too, Princess. Thanks for everything."
"I'm really gonna miss you, Big Bro."
"Well, I ain't gonna miss you. I mean, how I am gonna miss you if you're on the road with...me?"
"Really!? You mean it? But, my friends. I have to leave them."
"Hook Foot, we love having you with us. Butt his your chance to follow your own destiny. Go. Live your dream."
"Thank you. I don't think I've ever been more happy."
"Okay! I thought this moment brought on an emotional hug. My bad."
"Gonna miss that guy."
"Me, too. Maybe."
"Yeah. Underneath their rough exterior, the Hook Brothers are really sweet and thoughtful guys. Except for the fact that they left us in the middle of nowhere without transportation. No groaning, people! We got a destiny to discover. Now move out!"
"It's just, I've never walked on grass before."
"I'm sure you'll do great. Come on, we- "
"There's no lava round here, right?"
"No, you're good. Lava free. Now come on, let's keep moving. Rapunzel!!"
"It's so cute! Look at this! Oh my gosh, look at this one!"
"Whoa! Poison ivy."
"This is so fun!! Woo hoo! Best. Day. Ever!! What's that?"
"It's a cook book. I'm making soup. A really super special soup."
"I love soup, too! Mother always makes it for my birthday! Oh, we need to get you the special spice Mother uses called min! It has this bright blue flower and it's so good."
"No, no, no. That'd be too much trouble. I don't want my soup to hold you up from going back to your tower. You do wanna go back as soon as possible, right?"
"Of course I do."
"Look, Sunshine, Pascal is with us, he's actually looking for you."
"You're lying!! Mother said everyone is a thief and a liar and she was right!!"
"All right! You're right, Rapunzel! I did lie. I did use magic on you and this potion can bring back your memories!!"
"Memories?"
"I erased some of your memories! I didn't mean to!! Look, I'm not big on talking about feelings. And I didn't wanna tell you how mad I really was about what happened at the Tree, so I kept it all in until I lost my temper."
"How do I know you're not just lying again?"
"Friends just have a way of knowing."
"And I could have beaten the Tree without the decay spell if you had just trusted me! So that's why I'm still angry Rapunzel. But still, I never should have even touched that wand."
"It's okay, Cass. I get it."
"But, Raps, I won't always be mad at you. I'll get over it. It's what friends do."
"Well, it's official- We are stuck."
"Guess we'll have to wait out the storm in here."
"Or maybe not."
"Raps, I know what you're thinking, but that place creeps me out."
"Hang on! I wanna have a look."
"Ugh, could you be more annoying!?"
"Hmm, let me see."
Ow!!"
"Ah ha! Would you look at that? I can be."
"Look, Raps, I can see where this is going."
"Something's not right."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean why is this huge place just sitting here in the middle of nowhere? And that guy or innkeeper or whatever he is just takes us in, offers us food, and a place to stay for the night without even asking for a single coin?"
"I'm telling you, it just doesn't make sense."
"Look, Cass, I know this is weird. But you gotta admit, this isn't the weirdest thing we've seen on the road."
"What are you two waiting for? Dinner's ready."
"Fine."
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