Marty: What sort of partnership have we got?
JeffA posthumous one, not recognized by law!
Never Trust a Ghost
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Played by Mike Pratt
Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased) · 28 quotes
Most-quoted character in Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased): in 18 of its 28 quotes
Most scenes with: Marty (13)
Lines by Jeff 4
Jeff[Jeff is waiting for Marty to rescue him and Jeannie]
Jeff: I can't understand what's keeping him!
Jeannie: Keeping who?
JeffThe one person who knows we're here.
Jeannie [surprised]: Who's that?
JeffWell, the way things are going, you'll be meeting him again pretty soon.
When Did You Start to Stop Seeing Things?
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JeffThere are some things you can do, Marty, and some things you can't, but when it comes to tailing a man, and keeping out of sight, you're the best in the business.
JeffMarty, this is typical of you. Why can't you stay dead like anyone else?
Drop Dead
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Scenes with Jeff 14
JeffGlide through the wall.
Glide?
JeffWell, what kind of a ghost are you? Try, at least!
My Late, Lamented Friend and Partner
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[Jeff and Marty are discussing what to do about Bugsy, a gangster ghost]
Jeff: You're the ghost, you sort him out.
Just like that?
JeffWell, I can't do anything, can I? And if I start telling Jeannie that her late husband is being blackmailed by the ghost of a Prohibition gangster, she'll go spare!
Murder Ain't What It Used to Be!
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[Jeannie is trying to make sense of the attempt to exorcise Marty]
JJeannie
But why were they going to so much trouble at the cemetery?
JeffUm ... an alibi. They needed you for an alibi.
JJeannie
Oh? But how did you find out?
JeffMe? Well, yes ... um . . .
She told you.
JeffYou told me.
JJeannie
I did? When?
JeffWhen.
When Jeannie said she needed the watch.
JeffThe watch. Marty's watch. Remember?
JJeannie
Yes, but I only said I wanted it for the night.
Exactly.
JeffExactly.
JJeannie
But how?
Why else would she need it?
JeffWhy else would you need it?
JJeannie
Why Jeff! I never realized you were such a good detective.
Ha!
JeffThanks.
Whoever Heard of a Ghost Dying?
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What was all that about?
JeffI was just accepting your next case.
My next case?
JeffYeah. I want you to get over to Merston Manor, take statements from everyone concerned, find out what they're up to.
Get statements. That's nice. Jeff, are you feeling all right?
JeffFine. And don't let anyone give you any nonsense, 'cause they're all trespassing.
Who's trespassing?
JeffThe ghosts. Perfect for you.
Jeff. Now you know I don't like that sort of thing. Haunted houses give . . . I've got a nervous disposition!
JeffYou've also got a death certificate, so get over there and find out who's doing all the screaming.
Screaming?
But a haunted house, Jeff! On my own!
JeffIf it is haunted you won't be on your own, will you, and you might even pick up a few tips! Now go!
I'm telling you, Jeff, I was terrified.
JeffWell, what of? If it's haunted, you should be delighted. Somewhere to go on your night off.
Very funny.
JeffLook, Marty, ghosts are nothing to be scared of.
How do you know?
JeffBecause I live with one!
That is different!
JeffOh yeah? Do I go running around screaming every time you jump out of the woodwork? No. I talk to you like a normal, rational individual. So all you have to do is to go down there and have a nice quiet chat with whoever is doing the haunting!
Supposing it isn't a nice quiet ghost? For all I know, it can be some silly fool waving a sword about, straight out of Macbeth. And my head is not ending up on a plate for anybody.
JeffYou're fired!
Fired? What do you mean, fired? You ran away as well. And anyway, you can't fire a partner, especially a dead one.
JeffDon't get technical.
I told you that place was haunted. You wouldn't believe me, would you?
JeffWhat do you think I put you on the case for? I asked you to take one look. One lousy, rotten look.
Right. You're forgetting one thing. If I can see him, he can see me. And whatever it was he was dragging around, it wasn't a good conduct medal.
JeffSuppose he's still playing Marty Hopkirk. Now where would you have taken her after all this time?
Oh come on, Jeff, what do you mean where would I have taken her? I wouldn't have taken her anywhere!
JeffNow if you'd stop being so stupidly possessive and think Marty! It's important!
Where would I have taken her?
JeffRight.
Marty Well, we used to go hill walking in Scotland.
JeffWhat, this time of year?
Yeah, Jeannie hated it.
The Man From Nowhere
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You're hitting the bottle a bit early, aren't you Jeff?
JeffI'm not hitting the bottle, Marty. I'm celebrating!
Celebrating what?
JeffA new partnership!
A what?! A partner? A new partner, just like that? Charming!
JeffNow don't get in a state, Marty . . .
Marty [in a state]: State? Who's in a state? I'm not in a state! I just thought, well, you might have consulted me first, that's all.
JeffOh, great. Yeah, we'd all get together down at the cemetery, they'd like that.
I do not live in a cemetery!
JeffThat's the address on your death certificate. Anyway, it's only for one case. He's a detective from New York and he needs a bit of help.
Oh. Well, why didn't you say so?
JeffBecause I didn't have a chance.
JJeannie
You still think a lot about Marty too, don't you?
JeffHe's not an easy man to forget.
JeffYou're not backing out again, are you Marty?
No, but I'm very busy at the moment.
JeffWhat time's the kickoff?
Three o'cl . . . [he stops, realizing he's been caught out]
JeffCome on, we'll get the car.
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