I'm telling you, Jeff, I was terrified.
Well, what of? If it's haunted, you should be delighted. Somewhere to go on your night off.
Very funny.
Look, Marty, ghosts are nothing to be scared of.
How do you know?
Because I live with one!
That is different!
Oh yeah? Do I go running around screaming every time you jump out of the woodwork? No. I talk to you like a normal, rational individual. So all you have to do is to go down there and have a nice quiet chat with whoever is doing the haunting!
Supposing it isn't a nice quiet ghost? For all I know, it can be some silly fool waving a sword about, straight out of Macbeth. And my head is not ending up on a plate for anybody.
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