Nigel quotes from Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares

We've never had a night like this before!

Why are you shouting?

Why have you done this to us!?

Why have I...what!?

Why did you do this to us? We've never had a night like this! Never, since we've opened!

Don't be so ridiculous, will you? Shit food; fucking red mullet, frozen from Thailand; the fact that we're not performing; the service is all over the place; the customers are fucking complaining...

90 people, without giving us any notice.

There's still 50 that haven't even been fucking served, so why are you blaming me for this?

You're a weak man.

Oh, fuck off, Gordon! I'm not a weak man.

Why don't you open your eyes, get your head out of your arse, and try to look at your business objectively? (Outside) They clearly can't cook the existing menu, they're struggling. There's nearly 60 customers still on the board. They've barely cooked 25 to 30 main courses. And, all of a sudden, I'm to blame because they're busy and they're not handling it.

When was the last time you trained a waitress?

I've got to look after my customers. This is nonsense. Right? I've told him what happens. I told him what fucking happens.

Talk to me!

Why? Because you don't listen! I'm in denial! I do this all the time. This is how I run my fucking restaurant! It's not true!

That's why you're in this shit, you fucking fat idiot!

No, it's not! Don't call me fat, you are a twat! Do you know that?

You stupid joke of an idiot! You're in denial!

You stupid fucking silly-looking cunt!

This is how you run your business?

You're a fucking knob! Fuck off!

Oh, you walk away now.

Go and talk to the customers! Go and talk to the fucking regulars out there! See if they've ever seen a service like this!

And what are they going to say to me?

Go and ask a regular!

That you're the best host in fucking Hampshire?

Probably, some of them.

Are you that fucking blind?