Gordon and Nigel in “Unfinished Business”

When was the last time you trained a waitress?

I've got to look after my customers. This is nonsense. Right? I've told him what happens. I told him what fucking happens.

Talk to me!

Why? Because you don't listen! I'm in denial! I do this all the time. This is how I run my fucking restaurant! It's not true!

That's why you're in this shit, you fucking fat idiot!

No, it's not! Don't call me fat, you are a twat! Do you know that?

You stupid joke of an idiot! You're in denial!

You stupid fucking silly-looking cunt!

This is how you run your business?

You're a fucking knob! Fuck off!

Oh, you walk away now.

Go and talk to the customers! Go and talk to the fucking regulars out there! See if they've ever seen a service like this!

And what are they going to say to me?

Go and ask a regular!

That you're the best host in fucking Hampshire?

Probably, some of them.

Are you that fucking blind?