Daniel quotes from Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares

What dish would you like to recommend for lunch?

Une lasagne aux pistaches. (A lasagna with pistachios.)

Yes, absolutely delicious, it's not on the menu at the moment.

Is this... is this normal?

Well, yes!

Welcome to the mad-house.

So we've got a pistachio nut, a walnut, and now a Brazilian nut! Classic...

[Talking about Daniel]: Almost 20 minutes later, he's still fiddling with the salads.

Tu dépêches même pas, quoi! Fais un p'tit peu plus vite, s'il te plaît, pour moi! Parce que sinon, les clients vont partir, et moi, je perde l'argent! (You're not even hurrying up. Try and be quicker for me, please! Otherwise, the customers will leave and I will lose money!)

Is this how he normally functions?

I would say so.

'Parce que vous êtes la. (It's because you are here.)

Donc, c'est de ma faute, alors? (So, it's my fault, then?)

Bien sûr! (Of course!)

Arrête tes conneries! (Stop your bullshit!)

[Upon seeing Daniel burning the potatoes] It's burning!

Non. Vous ne devrais pas essayer de m'aider. (No. You shouldn't try and help me.)

It's burning! Changez, changez! (Change it, change it!) It's burned!

Non, non, je ne le veux pas changer! (No, no, I don't want to change it!)

C'est brûlé! (It's burned!)

Je le sais, je le sais! (I know that!)

Rach [Rachel], the pan here's burning, I'm trying to change the pan for him, and he's just telling me, "Leave it there".

Il dit que ça brûle. La casserole brûle. (He says that it's burning. The pan is burning.)

Ça brûle, c'est normale! (It's burning. That's normal!)

Pourquoi c'est normale, pourquoi c'est normale? Explique-moi pourquoi c'est normale! (Why is it normal? Explain to me how it's normal!)