And I'd like to live in it alone just once before I die! So hurry up and ask that long-haired pretty boy to marry you before the Republicans get back into office and make it a sin.
[angrily] Maw Maw, I'm not telling you this again. I am a WOMAN.
And I'm not telling YOU this again. Show me your vagina, and I'll believe you.
NO!
Burt showed me his!
[Everyone looks at Burt quizzically]
I know that sounded like I have a vagina. Which I DON'T. ...I was peeing the other day, and... I'll explain later.
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