Did you guys lie to me?
She did - not me, I do not practice "deceitary."
What about "I know what I'm doing - you won't get pregnant?"
I believed it at the time.
What did you lie to me about mom?
It doesn't matter - they were dumb little nothings. Like when Rexie died, he didn't really go to hunt rabbits with Stone Cold Steve Austin's dogs. And the reason you shouldn't pick your butt is not because there's an eel living in there and he might bite your finger off, it's just because you shouldn't pick your butt.
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