Your clothes are in the basement?
MMark
Yeah.
That's so Silence of the Lambs.
All S1
S1 E23Do You Know the Mullet Man? Mark Fa.
You know, if you don't have a male role model in your life, bad things can happen.
TThom
For example?
[pointing to himself] Poster child!
S1 E24You Never Forget Your First Straight Guy: Lawson C.
LLawson
Are you checking out my ass?
GGable
No.
LLawson
Why aren't you?
Everyone needs to know that we made the pilot in 1979. That's why we look so young.
Tted
Thirty's an important time in your life. I'm looking forward to it.
Yeah me too.
Let's not worry about labels. I won't call you a pervert if you won't call me a big homo.
Just because you get your hair frosted doesn't mean you're gay. But if you frost someone else's hair, that's another story.
S1 E25Romancing the Coach: Mark Fi
TThom
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if you're a coach and you got your ass kicked by a gay decorator?
There's no "I" in team.
MMark
No.
There is an "M" and an "E" though.
Look at all this wood. It's definitely getting me in the mood.
Those rascally gay guys moved our dining room!
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