Queer Eye for the Straight Guy quotes

Your clothes are in the basement?

Yeah.

That's so Silence of the Lambs.

You know, if you don't have a male role model in your life, bad things can happen.

For example?

[pointing to himself] Poster child!

Are you checking out my ass?

No.

Why aren't you?

Everyone needs to know that we made the pilot in 1979. That's why we look so young.

Thirty's an important time in your life. I'm looking forward to it.

Yeah me too.

Let's not worry about labels. I won't call you a pervert if you won't call me a big homo.

Just because you get your hair frosted doesn't mean you're gay. But if you frost someone else's hair, that's another story.

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if you're a coach and you got your ass kicked by a gay decorator?

There's no "I" in team.

No.

There is an "M" and an "E" though.

Look at all this wood. It's definitely getting me in the mood.

Those rascally gay guys moved our dining room!