SSandra (Stuart’s PA)
Are you with Martin Brooks? Cause his mobile’s switched off. His wife’s on the phone, the roof falling or something.
Martin, it’s your wife.
MMartin
I’m not here.
He’s not here.
Call waiting. He’s a busy man.
Look, I really don’t mind, but can you put the phone down? Just for a minute.
Yeah... Sure. Sorry.
Right. Cause if you wanna go clubbing, I could uh...
I’m sorry. It’s this boy, I promised his mother. [Answers] Hello?
You’ve kept me waiting long enough, now put him on the phone!
I’m not with Stuart.
You’re always with him! I was supposed to be on a date and he’s ruined it!
I’m not. Honestly, I’m not. Hold on, call waiting again. [Answers] Yeah?
Vince, put him on. I know full well he’s taken Martin Brooks to some godforsaken dive.
His wife’s going mental.
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