Vince quotes from Queer as Folk

Vince

Says he’s 36, the liar. I’m sitting here with an old man. It’s like the auditions for Cocoon 3.

Vince

is that Nathan? Stuart, listen, his mother had a rag on me. Do us a favor and keep an eye on him?

Vince

Yeah. Listen, I’ve gotta make this call, there’s this boy and no one’s looking after him. Bit of a crisis, you don’t mind?

Vince

Stuart, seriously, it’s your fault he’s left home. He could wander off at anywhere.

Vince

Call waiting. He’s a busy man.

Vince

Yeah... Sure. Sorry.

Vince

I’m sorry. It’s this boy, I promised his mother. [Answers] Hello?

Vince

I’m not with Stuart.

Vince

I’m not. Honestly, I’m not. Hold on, call waiting again. [Answers] Yeah?

Vince

Whose wife?

Vince

Sorry, wrong woman, hold on. [Switches calls again to Sandra] Sandra, no Martin Brooks.

Vince

Whose roof’s fallen in?!

Vince

I don’t know. But he’s got a wife and a dodgy roof.

Vince

Oi, that’s my phone!

Vince

What with?!