Stuart quotes from Queer as Folk

Stuart

Give him six months and he'll be able to name all the Doctor Whos, in order – William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker, Peter Davison, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy.

Stuart

Tell him that story about the broken leg, that always works.

Stuart

Uh, some twat says hello.

Stuart

Never mind him, just think about yourself for once.

Stuart

Hold on, call waiting. [Answers it] Yeah?

Stuart

I did phone Marie, I left a message. It’s just, it’s an emergency, I’ve gotta work.

Stuart

Martin, it’s your wife.

Stuart

He’s not here.

Stuart

You hung up on me.

Stuart

Here she is! Rosalie, have you met Cameron? Let's go say hello. Cameron! This is Cameron, he's Vince's boyfriend. They've been going out for ages! Cameron says Vince shags like a rabbit! He's bought him a car! He's the perfect boyfriend – they're practically married!

Stuart

We don't do hammers, or nails, or saw. We do joints and screws, but that's different.

Stuart

So, er, how many men have you had now?

Stuart

What, come back to this? The ghetto: alleyways stinking of piss, beggars in every doorway, straights and students coming to look at the freak show, and all the idiots saving all week, saving their stupid money from their stupid idiot jobs so they can come and shoot their load with some stranger. And just you look after it, this stupid little street. It's the middle of the world. Cos on a street like this, every single night, anyone can meet anyone. And every single night, someone meets someone.