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Queer as Folk Season 1 quotes

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S11.08

I'm still gonna go out, to the Village.

Nathan's dad: Not on school nights you're not.

Nathan: And I'm not gonna change.

You know that, don't you?

Cos it isn't a phase.

I'm not gonna grow out of it.

I'm gonna be gay forever.

Nathan's dad: You've made your mind up.

It's obvious there's no stopping you.

It's Helen I'm worried about.

She's ten years old.

She's a child.

I don't want her head filled with notions.

Nathan: Like what?

Nathan's dad: As far as Helen's concerned,

the anus is for shit.

Got that?

S1 E2Unfinished Business

Can you believe it? They've got toilets in which no one's ever had sex!

It's the exact opposite of childbirth. First you have the baby, then you get fucked.

S1 E5Constant Craving

Donna, you don't know her! You don't know anything! Cos you're straight! Right? You're part of the system! Right? You're part of the fascist heterosexual orthodoxy!

Donna: I'm black. And I'm a girl. Try that for a week.

Give him six months and he'll be able to name all the Doctor Whos, in order – William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker, Peter Davison, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy.

Vince: What about Paul McGann?

Both Together: Paul McGann doesn't count!

Says he’s 36, the liar. I’m sitting here with an old man. It’s like the auditions for Cocoon 3.

is that Nathan? Stuart, listen, his mother had a rag on me. Do us a favor and keep an eye on him?

We could go somewhere afterwards, I dunno. There’s pubs open, you’re the expert.

Yeah. Listen, I’ve gotta make this call, there’s this boy and no one’s looking after him. Bit of a crisis, you don’t mind?

Stuart, seriously, it’s your fault he’s left home. He could wander off at anywhere.

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