Donna, you don't know her! You don't know anything! Cos you're straight! Right? You're part of the system! Right? You're part of the fascist heterosexual orthodoxy!
Donna: I'm black. And I'm a girl. Try that for a week.
Give him six months and he'll be able to name all the Doctor Whos, in order – William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker, Peter Davison, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy.
Vince: What about Paul McGann?
Both Together: Paul McGann doesn't count!
Says he’s 36, the liar. I’m sitting here with an old man. It’s like the auditions for Cocoon 3.
Tell him that story about the broken leg, that always works.
[barges in] Is that Vince? Say hello for me.
Uh, some twat says hello.
is that Nathan? Stuart, listen, his mother had a rag on me. Do us a favor and keep an eye on him?
Never mind him, just think about yourself for once.
We could go somewhere afterwards, I dunno. There’s pubs open, you’re the expert.
Yeah. Listen, I’ve gotta make this call, there’s this boy and no one’s looking after him. Bit of a crisis, you don’t mind?
Stuart, seriously, it’s your fault he’s left home. He could wander off at anywhere.
Hold on, call waiting. [Answers it] Yeah?
[sarcastically] Thank you Stuart, thank you so much. I’ve had Ben crying his eyes out, that’s all he needs, another man to abandon him.
I did phone Marie, I left a message. It’s just, it’s an emergency, I’ve gotta work.
You’re in a bar, I can hear it! How many dates do you think I get anyway, a mother with two kids?
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