I'll tell you what. Why don't you lie down in the parking lot and I'll accidentally back over you with my car. Probably we can get a whole week out of that.
“Roberto!” · Season 4, Episode 17
In this episode: Jannie Eisenberg (3), Al (2), Sam (2)
I'll tell you what. Why don't you lie down in the parking lot and I'll accidentally back over you with my car. Probably we can get a whole week out of that!
AAl
Sam, Roberto would never let her get away with that. Try this...
What's the matter, did you fall off your broomstick this morning!?
AAl
Stay on her, Sam.
And what earth-shattering news are you working on this week?
Gas stations that promise full service but don't deliver.
Al[sarcastic]: Now there's a national emergency.
Sam[snatching up a phone]: Get Me The President!
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