[on Club 18-30 Holidays]
Do you remember they had rather dodgy slogans? Do you remember any of them?
"You will get fucked."
Yeah.
[Applause from the Audience]
"Would you like to catch chlamydia?"
Both cardinally and financially. Well, it wasn't quite as on the nose as that. It was...
Herpes?
..."Beaver Espania" was one.
Oh, God!
I know. "It's not all sex, sex, sex, there's some sun and sea as well." It really puts you off.
[Later on in the conversation]
You know, there's no symptoms, when you have chlamydia. So, if someone says "how are you?" and they say, "Very well", that means, you almost certainly have it.
It's the perfect disease.
It is. So I never know how anyone goes to the Doctor's with it. It would be quite interesting.
There's no warts, no weeping?
No green discharge.
[Sandi shudders]
He has to be frank about these things.
You'll wake up completely fine, go to the Doctor's, you'll have chlamydia. It's baffling and koalas all have it.
How do you know that?!?!
Huge problem in Australia. They've all got chlamydia and they are dying.
I thought it was an add-on to an 18-30 Australian holiday. "If you don't get lucky, there's always the koalas."
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