Alan Davies, David Mitchell and others in “Unfinished Business”

Alan Davies

Apparently you can say Lesser now...

David Mitchell

Apparently you can just say what you like these days! Apparently you're not allowed to scream Idiot! at people. What's the point in getting an education at all? I know how to use the apostrophe. Apparently, now it doesn't matter. [rapturous applause from the audience] I want the time it took me to learn that back.

Jimmy Carr

You need to be less bothered about this. Or fewer bothered. You need to be fewer bothered about this kind of thing. Just let it go: be fewer upset.