[Stephen is about to launch one of his knick-knacks]
There's just too many double entendres. You pumping custard?
Stop it. Are you ready for me to pump the custard?
Yes, I'm ready to pump your custard. [puts his head on the desk]
This is not how I wanted to go.
[shouting] It's quite warm there actually. I could feel the heat right there. If had been sitting there, I could have been: [normal voice] I could have been ignited.
You could have been covered in hot custard.
I told you, before you did this experiment...
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