What comes flat-packed and takes 4 months to assemble?
IKEA, IKEA dining table.
[Forfeit klaxon goes off: ANYTHING FROM IKEA]
We thought of that, I'm afraid. Sorry: [Australian Accent] sorry, Lano.
[later in the conversation]
Where is the world's largest branch of IKEA?
Wembley?
Australia?
Yes. Which city? You'll be annoyed.
Sydney?
Yes, Sydney. As Melbourner, you'll be properly annoyed...
[between gritted teeth] Great city. Lovely people.
...he said between clenched teeth.
I did some gigs there and I played the Opera House. And I was in the Opera House, doing some press. And I looked out of the window thinking, "Where's the Opera House?" Actually scanning the horizon. "Where's the Opera House gone? You're in it, you idiot!"
You should have gone [looks up] "Whoa!"
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