“Alan, you're a zombie. You bite Jimmy. Jimmy...” – Stephen Fry, QI ... TV Quotes Database

[On zombie apocalypse]

Alan, you're a zombie. You bite Jimmy. Jimmy, you're now a zombie, you bite Jack. Jack, Jack bites Mel, and so on.

[pointing at Sue Perkins, who's rolling her eyes] Sue.

What?

Sue!

[Realizes what he has said, buries his face in his hands]

Stephen, ten points now if you know her name.

Is this the warm, personal touch that you get when you come to this show?

[bright red] I'm so ashamed! Oh Sue, I'm sorry.

No-one noticed, Hugh.

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