Sean Lock, Stephen Fry and others in “Unfinished Business”

Sean Lock

If you're a nun...

Stephen Fry

[appalled] Oh no, don't go there.

Sean Lock

[grinning] I didn't say anything!

Stephen Fry

Oh please.

Sean Lock

It's obviously a reason that in Victorian bathrooms they had articles like that, it's a huge excuse for sexual jollities, isn't it? [gestures] "Oh no, I use it for my back!" It would feel like, you know, like sometimes if you sit on your hand, and it feels like someone else is doing it, it would feel like someone with a stump is playing with it. [makes provocative wagging gesture]

Stephen Fry

Mummy, make the nasty man go away... Very odd.

Stephen Fry

No! Give me that luffa.

Alan Davies

Now you want it.

Stephen Fry

That's going in the art cupboard and you're going in the naughty corner if you're not careful.

Rich Hall

It's going in your penis tin isn't it?

Stephen Fry

You are very bad children indeed.