[About Cruithne, assumed to be Earth's second moon]
Who comes up with this shit? So you're telling me there's a second moon?
There... I am!
"Blue moon, I saw you standing alone." Not "with a small friend."
So why is there, uh... why is there not one romantic song with the word "Cruithne" in it? Why not "Blue Cruithne of Kentucky," or "Cruithne River," or--
No one can see it--
BECAUSE IT WAS DISCOVERED IN NINETEEN-NINETY-[bleep]-FOUR!
9 years! 9 years to write a romantic song with the word ‘Cruithne’ in it.
In the last 9 years, no romantic songs, as far as I know, have been written at all. Have they?
Bryan Adams wrote one.
Oh, please!
‘Everything I Do, I Do It For Cruithne?’
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