Mona Vanderwaal quotes from Pretty Little Liars

Mona

Pretty awful, isn't it? How things change so quickly in this town—somebody's your girlfriend then your not, one day there's a house then one day its gone — poof!

Mona

Game over Alison, I win.

Mona

Wake up, bitch ! It's Christmas !

Mona

[putting on lipstick] Ah! Totally love this color. You should've stocked up on a few more tubes.

Hanna

Well, I only have two hands. Keep it.

Mona

Why? Is your mom asking to see receipts?

Mona

Hey, Han! Spencer. So, is it true you're taking the country club's towel boy to Homecoming?

Spencer

His name is Alex. And yes, I am.

Hanna

Knock it off, Mona.

Mona

What? I think it's cute she's taking her Cinderfella to the ball.

Hanna

Can you get me fro-yo, with sprinkles? [Mona leaves.]

Spencer

Wow, that was exactly the reaction I want to avoid.

Hanna

Don't pay any attention to her. She's just insecure.

Spencer

Yeah, like a pit bull.

Mona

If you and I start slipping up, we're going to be right back at the bottom again.

Hanna

Yeah. Well, I'm starting to think I've lost a few things on the climb up.

Mona

Oh, that cast! That's - that's, like, for a broken leg. That won't keep you from wearing heels, will it?

Hanna

Just for a little bit.

Mona

What gives, Velma? Did you have a nasty dream last night about Shaggy?

Hanna

I was in the shower with him

Mona

Talk about a wet dream.

Hanna

No, it wasn't a dream... He took a shower at my place.

Mona

(Gasp) Did you lose your V-card?

Hanna

No! Okay, I'm just... confused.

Aria Montgomery

Don't you read the newspaper or watch the news?

Mona Vanderwaal

No.

Hanna

You are not starved! You just had a whole bowl of jellybeans.

Mona

They were complimentary.

Hanna

What do you think?

Mona

Hold on. Let me stop dry heaving first.

Mona

Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?

Her!

Aria

Wow, thanks guys.

Hanna

What's in the bag?

Mona

Shower gel. I need to scrub off ten layers of shame.

Hanna

You were on the Halloween train dressed like Caleb.

Mona

To think we were this close to our first kiss.

Aria

You can't be chatting up any cops in broad daylight, Monaǃ. If I can see you, so can A.

Mona

Stop talking to me like I'm a bucket of rocks! I'm scoping this out for all of us. What you should be asking is what I overheard before you screeched up like Chicken freaking Little.