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That's why we're gonna go out and actually find God.
Oh, like a--like a road trip? With buckets of guns, sex, drugs, and shady characters dressed in bikinis?
Yeah. I imagine there'll be a bit of that.
I'm in. Done.
I'm sorry, we're just gonna, like, drive around, shooting people, getting sated, and looking for God?
Oh, I'm so in!
Nothing in all these books?
Books? You call heaven on an angel phone to discover God's gone to roam the earth. What book is that exactly?
I just want to take a shower. I keep finding bits of... I don't know what in my hair.
I'm sorry. I know you had your hopes up. But that's why there's whiskey.
Our hometown blows up in a mushroom cloud of cow shit, things He has to answer for are piling up by the minute.
You hate marriage.
When did I say that?
You always said it was stupid and pointless.
I'm pretty sure that was you.
Whatever it is, no matter the question, music's your answer. Maim and kill until your blue in the face, for all I care. But in the end, you gotta remember the music.
I like jazz.
I like tacos. Doesn't mean I go to Mexico.
You have gone to Mexico.
I didn't go to Mexico for tacos, Jesse. I went to kill a guy. That's my point.
Alright, so... God's an expert crier and he yells a lot. Well, we kinda knew that already.
You maybe wanna take a shower. All of like North America would appreciate it.
How's your food?
Well this I can't eat. Or this, or this.
Oh my gosh. I am so sorry. Is--is that a Jewish thing?
It's a human being thing. It's disgusting.
Why did you marry him?
He's got two pools. Who wouldn't marry him?
A cop-killing, child-murdering sonuvabitch trying to make his way through the pearly gates. You really think there's a place for you in Heaven? Living in peace for all eternity? No. I'll tell you where you belong: right back in hell, and that's where I'm gonna send you. I told you, I did it before.
Go ahead, Preacher. Send me to Hell... along with your filthy stinkin soul. DO IT!
...Let's go for a drive.
The strongest. The smartest. The most abled. And yet, only one of you will prove worthy enough to join our ranks. But before we begin, are there any questions?
Do you validate parking?
No, we do not.
Seventeen dollars an hour and you don't validate.
It's standard policy.
Then it should have been clearly stated as such beforehand! So that I may have found street parking. Or more likely, given the failure of this organization to in any way convenience me, not come at all.
Validate his car. But, Starr... from here on out? We do the testing.
Ingenious. The world on its knees begging for direction like the ugly girl at a gang-bang.
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