Tulip O'Hare quotes from Preacher

Tulip O'Hare

Comes to men and their deviancies, I threw my hands up long ago.

Tulip O'Hare

Please God! Please God, or whatever the hell you call yourself, I know we hate each other, but please, please, please, just this once, do the right thing here. I'll be good, I swear. I'll be good. I'll be so damn good, you won't even know it's me.

Tulip O'Hare

Now I found him. Alls that's left to do is go over there and get him, tie him to a table, cut his freakin' balls off, and, over and over, stab him in the face with a screwdriver.

Tulip O'Hare

I just want to take a shower. I keep finding bits of... I don't know what in my hair.

Tulip O'Hare

You maybe wanna take a shower. All of like North America would appreciate it.

Tulip O'Hare

A woman needs to know how to be strong and stand on her own. Thanks for these, guys. Of course, boy or girl, if you're lucky enough to fall in love, you have to be even stronger. Fight like a lion to keep it alive. So that... So that on the day your love is weak enough or selfish enough or frickin' stupid enough to run away, you have the strength to track him down and eat him alive.

You're funny.

Tulip O'Hare

I know. Anyway, this is how you make a bazooka.

Jesse Custer

I don't hate you, Tulip. I wouldn't know how.

Tulip O'Hare

Don't make me teach you, then.

Tulip O'Hare

Door's open. Nothing keeping ya.

Jesse Custer

My ankle is chained.

Tulip O'Hare

Hm. That is predicamental.

Fun, funny, such a great spirit. But that temper of yours--not even your mama could handle it.

Tulip O'Hare

My mama never tried, Mos. She was too busy up there, handlin' all them boners and balls.

Tulip O'Hare

You kill people?

Cassidy

Not if they don't deserve it.

Tulip O'Hare

But you drink blood?

Cassidy

Yeah. Helps me heal. All things bein' equal, I'd rather have single malt.

Cassidy

All right. Well, go on, then. Ask me.

Tulip O'Hare

Fangs?

Cassidy

No.

Tulip O'Hare

Turn into a bat?

Cassidy

No.

Tulip O'Hare

Sleep in a coffin?

Cassidy

Not if I can help it.

Tulip O'Hare

Afraid of the cross?

Cassidy

It's a 2,000-year-old symbol of hypocrisy, slavery, and oppression. But it won't burn me face off.

Tulip O'Hare

Silver bullets?

Cassidy

That's werewolves.

Tulip O'Hare

You son of a bitch. Throw someone out on their ass, just 'cause they don't live up to your uptight, redneck Christian standards. Your daddy would by proud.

Jesse Custer

Don't you talk about him! What do you know about standards? O'Hare? Frozen vegetables? Vanilla hash browns? Gimme a break. What are you even doing here?

Tulip O'Hare

That's a real good question. Dick.

Jesse Custer

That's why we're gonna go out and actually find God.

Cassidy

Oh, like a--like a road trip? With buckets of guns, sex, drugs, and shady characters dressed in bikinis?

Jesse Custer

Yeah. I imagine there'll be a bit of that.

Cassidy

I'm in. Done.

Tulip O'Hare

I'm sorry, we're just gonna, like, drive around, shooting people, getting sated, and looking for God?

Cassidy

Oh, I'm so in!

Tulip O'Hare

You hate marriage.

Jesse Custer

When did I say that?

Tulip O'Hare

You always said it was stupid and pointless.

Jesse Custer

I'm pretty sure that was you.

Jesse Custer

I like jazz.

Tulip O'Hare

I like tacos. Doesn't mean I go to Mexico.

Jesse Custer

You have gone to Mexico.

Tulip O'Hare

I didn't go to Mexico for tacos, Jesse. I went to kill a guy. That's my point.