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S1 E4

Police Squad! · Season 1, Episode 4

Frank, Eddie Casales and others in “Revenge and Remorse”

Frank

All right Eddie, let's go over it one more time. Where were you last night?

Eddie Casales

I told you a dozen times, I was at the movies.

Norberg

[after coming in] I got the sandwiches here.

Ed

All right Eddie, you went to the movies. Now what did you see?

Edddie Casales

I told you, I don't remember.

Norberg

Who had the egg salad?

Ed

[mocking Eddie] I don't remember.

Norberg

Somebody ordered it.

Frank

You don't expect us to buy that.

Norberg

But I already paid for it.

Eddie Casales

Why don't you give a guy a break?

Norberg

Thanks a lot.

Eddie Casales

What's the charge?

Norberg

$4.58.

Ed

What are you trying to do, insult us?

Norberg

Okay, $3.50. Coffee's on me.

Eddie Casales

I told you, I went to the movies, I fell asleep, I don't remember.

Frank

You don't expect us to swallow that.

Norberg

All right, I'll eat it! But I don't think it's fair that I should have to pay for it. [walks away]

Ed

All right Eddie, let's say you did go to the movies.

Eddie Casales

Okay.

ALL

You did go to the movies.

Frank

Now let's say you were nowhere near the Club Flamingo.

Eddie Casales

All right.

ALL

You were nowhere near the Club Flamingo.

Frank

Then, explain this to me. [shows him the matchbox]

Eddie Casales

Well, you take this little cardboard stick out with sulfur on the end, and you rub it on the edges, and it makes fire.

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