All right Eddie, let's go over it one more time. Where were you last night?
I told you a dozen times, I was at the movies.
[after coming in] I got the sandwiches here.
All right Eddie, you went to the movies. Now what did you see?
I told you, I don't remember.
Who had the egg salad?
[mocking Eddie] I don't remember.
Somebody ordered it.
You don't expect us to buy that.
But I already paid for it.
Why don't you give a guy a break?
Thanks a lot.
What's the charge?
$4.58.
What are you trying to do, insult us?
Okay, $3.50. Coffee's on me.
I told you, I went to the movies, I fell asleep, I don't remember.
You don't expect us to swallow that.
All right, I'll eat it! But I don't think it's fair that I should have to pay for it. [walks away]
All right Eddie, let's say you did go to the movies.
Okay.
You did go to the movies.
Now let's say you were nowhere near the Club Flamingo.
All right.
You were nowhere near the Club Flamingo.
Then, explain this to me. [shows him the matchbox]
Well, you take this little cardboard stick out with sulfur on the end, and you rub it on the edges, and it makes fire.
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