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S1 E3

Police Squad! · Season 1, Episode 3

Ed, Frank and others in “Rendezvous at Big Gulch”

Ed

I tell ya Frank, without a witness, we're dead.

Frank

Well, maybe we're just gonna have to get our own evidence first-hand.

Ed

I don't understand Frank.

Frank

Well, let's say a new merchant moves into the neighborhood, opens up a shop.

Ed

All right.

BOTH

A new merchant moves into the neighborhood and opens up a shop.

Frank

Now let's say: that merchant attracts a certain couple of thugs who demand payments.

Ed

All right.

BOTH

That merchant attracts a certain couple of thugs who demand payments.

Ed

That's a good plan, Frank.

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