[narrating] Ed and I drove around for hours for no particular reason. We came up empty.
“The Butler Did It” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Frank Drebin (4), Ed Hocken (1)
Mr. Burton, we have men combing the entire lakefront area. If your daughter is close, we'll find her.
WWarner
The lakefront? My God, do you know how big that area is? My daughter's a needle in a haystack!
That's not true. I've seen a picture of her, she's very attractive.
[after his daughter is kidnapped]
WWarner
What do I do?!?
I believe you are in the textile industry.
Is there a ransom note?
Yes, the butler found it; it was tied to this window and thrown into the rock garden. I sent the note to the lab; they're demanding one million dollars.
Why would the lab demand a million dollars?
The Kidnappers made the demand, Frank.
Oh.
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