James quotes from Pokémon

It looks like both routes are dangerous.

We could all be trapped here for the rest of our lives!

Well that’s that! Let’s take a break and make a sandwich!

Mmmm, I’d love to bring that back to the boss.

We’d move straight to the Hitmontop of his list.

Then why don’t we try to catch it?

Wobbuffet!

Exactly right!

Would you get back in your ball?!

[when being sent back in] Wobbu!

We were talking about the top, not the bottom.

And there you have it, another masterpiece of Pokémon perfection!

Yes, and true artists can even take a pathetically repulsive Pokémon and bring out its beauty, or at least cover up the ugly.

Hold it right there! These two contestants are frauds! They locked up the real number one contestant and his Marill in a closet and took his place.

Is that really true?

James, talk your way out of this.

We certainly wouldn't have done it if we thought we'd get caught. [Meowth sighs in frustration]

Our original number was 259! How can we make the judges wait that long to see the winners?

We're going to win anyway, so the first-place finishers might as well be the first-place starters.

[erupting into fury] THAT'S THE LAST STRAW! YOU TWO ARE OUTTA HERE!!!

HOW DARE YOU?

AND DON'T EVEN THINK OF COMING BACK!

Hey! What are you guys tryin' to pull this time?!

The same as always. We're taking your Pikachu.

You can't be serious!

After we just saved all of you!

It isn't our fault that you have bad judgment.

I feel guilty stealing food from all the people who fed us so well.

All we're doin' is cuttin' out the middleman.

Prepare to say good-bye to all of our trouble!

Prepare to say hello to Snubbull!

To protect ourselves from being poor!

When we get enough, we'll still get more!

We'll capture Snubbull and return it to its rich owner and get a big reward!

So then there won't be anything we can't afford!

Jessie!

James!

Team Rocket likes blasting off at the speed of light!

But catching that Snubbull and getting that reward would be a delight!

Meowth! That's right! Agh! But what you're doin' ta me is dead wrong! You're supposed ta be my friends!

We are your friends Meowth and sometimes friends have to make sacrifices.

What's the big deal?! Once we get that reward we'll buy you a new tail.

I don't wanna new tail! I want this one!

Well, do you see the twerps?

Or Pikachu?

Nothing. But I do see... [A Yanma flies into view, the very same one that Zach was friends with]

Yan. Yan. Yan. Yan. [Flies down and lands on the opposite side of the river to Team Rocket]

What's that?

That there's a Yanma.

A Yanma?

Yan. [Team Rocket captures it in a net] Yan, yan?

We gotcha!

We caught a Yo-yo!

It's called a Yanma.

Don't contradict me! [Holds up Yanma] Huh! I have a poem! If you added wings to Caterpie... It would look just like a Yanma, see?

Jessie, I think you may have an honest to goodness talent.

Yeah, but not for poetry.

Yan. [Flies away with a string attached to its torso]

Huh?

Come back here! [Pulls on the string that Yanma is attached to]

Yan, yan, YAAAAANNN! [Emits a shockwave that shatters a window of a nearby house]

Hey! What was that?

[pulls out a little red book] Let me see. It says here that Yanma can flap its wings fast enough to generate a shockwave capable of shattering windows.

Windows? I know!

Know what?

If we can make Yanma smash some windows, I know how we can make cash from windows!

Huh?

Maybe Jessie's a poet after all!

Ah! Just listen to that sweet mountain song.

Just feel the free fresh mountain air as it rushes through your hair.

Just t'ink... We made t'ree cups of tea from only one teabag...

What's the matter with us?! This has to stop! It's all wrong!

What's wrong?

You don't like my tea?

[angrily] This is no time for sipping and drifting and dreaming! We're acting like a bunch of pink-slip dot-com slackers!

Aah!

You're absolutely right! We've been totally ignoring our Team Rocket responsibilities!

Da Boss sent us to bring back some rare and valuable Pokémon, and we're gonna do it one a' dese years!

Oh! Luck has struck! It's the Twerp and his Pikachu!

Let's keep it simple this time. Just take one Pokémon at a time.

Nuttin' fancy, just a tried-and-true sneak attack.

Failed again.

Foiled again.

Wobbu, Wobbu.

Our simple plan is spoiled again.

Woooobbuffet

We're blasting off like always!

Woooobbuffet

We have to do something! We're headed for disaster!

Woooobbuffet

We don't need another disaster!

Can't you see that we're about to crash?!

Wobbu!

We must've skipped off the surface, James, just like a stone.

Skipping like a stone is a whole lot better than sinking like one, Jessie.

Don't look now, but I think we're sunk anyways.

Huh?

Wobbu, Wobb!

Great. Not only have we found Pikachu, but a whole flock of Mareep, too.

I love Mareep because they aren't too wild, but they're extraordinarily woolly!

Meowth, what's that frighteningly rare-looking Pokémon?

Dat's a Houndoom. Okay. Today, team, we're gonna catch 'em all!

You didn't think we'd be back so soon, did you?

We may be losers, but we're certainly not quitters!

Our balloon's patched up, and we're ready to rock!

Wooooobbuffet!

Bye, Houndoom. It was nice stealing you.

Wooooobbuffet!