Ash Ketchum quotes from Pokémon

My name is Pallet and I come from Ketchum!

Ash, is not that wrong?

No, this is Ash and I am Pikachu!

Casey, this isn't fair!

Tough luck! I saw this Scyther way before you did!

I'm not talking about me! This isn't fair to Chikorita! You're pushing it too hard! It's barely hanging on! It's too weak to attack!

What do you know? Chikorita's gonna do whatever I tell it to!

I love to, but before I do, one of you trainers could catch me a Sudowoodo.

A Sudowoodo?

Yes, the Sudowoodo is a real rare kind of Pokémon. They say you can find them at the top of that mountain there, but I have never seen one. Three Pokémon Trainers might have a better chance of catching a Sudowoodo than me.

[when Ash opens his Pokédex] Let’s see what Dexter says.

“Sudowoodo, the Imitation Pokémon. This rare Pokémon hides in trees to avoid capture.”

Sudowoodo looks pretty interesting.

Sudowoodo is a Rock-type?!

That’s pretty hard to believe. Rock-type Pokémon are usually rocky and gravely like Geodude, Graveler, Golem and Onix.

Sudowoodo is more like...

More like a Grass-type Pokémon. I can’t believe it’s a Rock-type.

I agree with you, Misty. I can’t believe it either. But all the researchers say Sudowoodo is a Rock-type.

There have been reports of Sudowoodo looking like oak trees, plum trees and cherry trees. They even change color like real trees.

Wow. [fantasizes several Sudowoodo] They must be Grass-types.

[looking up] Sudowoodo gather branches to look like trees.

Maybe not.

Did Sudowoodo use Dig?

Maybe that means it’s a Ground-type.

What’s going on here?!

Prepare for trouble, because we’re in cahoots.

And make it trouble, right down to our roots.

To protect the world from devastation.

To unite all peoples within our nation.

To denounce the evils of truth and love.

To extend our reach to the stars above.

Jessie!

And James!

Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light.

Surrender now or prepare to fight fight fight.

[bursts out of a stump] That’s right!

They’re gone!

And took Sudowoodo with them!

We’ll never find it again!

Don't worry, Marie, we'll find that Sudowoodo and if we don't I'll leave my friends and dedicate myself to working with you 24/7 every minute of the day and night... [gets hit by Misty’s mallet]

How about part time.

When are we gonna see your big discovery?

Let’s finish this first, then we’ll see.

Oak

That’s what I used to say to get you off my back.

Hey, you’ll never know. Maybe those two would make a really good match.

You must mean the Zubat.

Why did all those Trainers bow to you?

Because I am the shihan of this dojo

Shihan? I think I had that once at a Chinese restaurant.

DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?! A shihan is the master teacher in a dojo!

I thought it was chicken in a garlic sauce.

You're confusing me with General Tso.

Sign up this Poliwhirl as my partner, please!

Alright.

I want Pikachu to be my partner...

Pikachu

Pika-chu!

And I’ve decided I want you to be my partner!

[gasps] What?...

[dragging Brock by the ear] Nice try, Brock, but I think you missed the boat again...

Wow, this is unbelievable! Everybody must be here for the contest! They're all so stylish. Hey, Brock, what kind of contest is this?

A Pokémon catching contest? What Pokémon should I use for this one?

It's not a catching contest [Brock brushing Vulpix] It happens to be an important Pokémon Beauty Contest.

So that's why you've been grooming Vulpix, You're gonna enter the contest.

Togepi

Toge! Toge! Toge!

I'm not gonna enter the contest but Vulpix is! I'll explain later. Right now, I have to get Vulpix ready!

Vul!

Vulpix, I have to make you look beautiful.

Vul!

And speaking of beauty, you two could use a little sprucing up! You can't meet Suzie looking all scruffy and scuzzy!

You don't look so great yourself, Brock.

So how do I look now?

You look like the ice cream man.

Pikachu

Pika.

What he means is you look very cool and very sweet.

Togepi

Toge! Toge! Toge!

[gasps] Pikachu!

[gasps] Togepi!

Hey! What are you guys tryin' to pull this time?!

The same as always. We're taking your Pikachu.

You can't be serious!

After we just saved all of you!

It isn't our fault that you have bad judgment.

I don't understand what the problem could be Ash, your Totodile knows Hydro Pump, doesn't it?

Uh, well... Not exactly, no.

To-to-to-to-to-to-to. Dile!

[moans and hangs her head down in disappointment/disbelief] I guess what ya don't know can't hurt ya...